Anxiety Is Chronic Ass Is Iconic Hat

This distressed cotton cap carries a sly, confident voice — small, embroidered text reads "My anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic," tucked on the front for a wink of self-aware humor. The washed, lived-in fabric and intentional frays give it a casual, vintage edge that slips easily into everyday outfits. Wear it on rushed mornings, late-night walks, or while grabbing coffee with friends; it’s the kind of cap that lets you make light of life’s messy parts while staying comfortable and low-key. The muted tone and subtle stitching keep the message personal rather than loud, so it feels like a private joke you can share with strangers who get you.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and soft hand
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for a relaxed fit
- Deliberate distressed details and variable color from finishing process
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider closure
- DTF printed text and sewn-in label; curved visor with 6-row stitching

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.